The American people have spoken! In an explosive and unanticipated upset, real estate developer and reality TV star Donald Trump was elected 45th President of the United States! The controversial candidate defeated Hillary Clinton, with a campaign that focused on radically disrupting the political establishment on issues such as trade, immigration, climate change, and the economy.
Harley Lane, a stunning a 20-year-old from Texas who describes herself as a “5-foot-1-inch tornado of Texas Fun!”, is a sex worker at Dennis Hof’s world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch, and she’s celebrating the historic victory of “The Donald” by offering voters patriotic price cuts on her all-American sex services!
Harley posted to the Bunny Ranch blog, offering Americans the “Grab Them By The Pussy” special:
That’s right! In celebration of Trump’s groundbreaking presidential win, I’m offering clients who show me their “I Voted” sticker a “Grab Them By The Pussy” price discount for the entire month of November. No matter who you voted for, I will slash prices in half because you did your part and contributed to the democratic process of the United States. Clinton supporters can be consoled by my tender touch, while Trump supporters can, as Donald would say, “move on me like a bitch” as they join me in reveling in our victory with a night of sexy-hot fun!
What can be better than having great sex to commemorate this historic election, as we begin to Make America Great Again! Now everyone can feel what it’s like to be a famous celebrity like President-elect Trump. Like Trump, you can do anything you want, including grabbing me by the pussy!
Harley is a total smokeshow, and if those fuckers at my voting station had given me one of those “I Voted” stickers, I’d be booking a flight to Nevada for an epic sex party with her!
Sweet Jesus! Anyone know where I can snag one of those stickers? 🙂
My Trump Election Special! Come Celebrate with me @bunnyranch! @realDonaldTrump @DennisHof 50% off Sex Parties! "Gram them by the pussy!" ?? pic.twitter.com/U2nSSfxjo5
— Harley Lane (@HarleyLane_Tx) November 9, 2016
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