During a recent visit to the CONAN show, Orlando Bloom joked around with Conon that he’d want to make a Hobbit sequel where the elves have lots of tantric sex. And now Digital Playground is offering to fulfill Orlando Bloom’s dream of a pornographic spin-off of J.R. Tolkien’s The Hobbit.
As such, they fired off this letter to him:
Dear Orlando Bloom,
You made fantasy universe fans very happy when you confirmed on CONAN the need for an elf-centric spin-off of J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Hobbit, shot with Go-Pro’s, featuring tantric sex. Well, we’re ready to make this a reality! As you know, Digital Playground has been at the forefront of adult blockbusters since 1993. Surely you’ve seen Pirates XXX – our parody of Pirates of the Caribbean, a movie you starred in. If this isn’t a sign we should work together, we don’t know what is!
So here’s what we’re thinking: You have the golden idea, we have the team to make it happen. We want you, Evangeline Lilly, Lee Pace and a Conan cameo. We’ll make this movie our 2015 Blockbuster of the year, with our DP STAR winner as your female co-star.
Join us on the naughty list this holiday season!
Jeanette Li
Marketing & PR Coordinator, Digital Playground
We’re not holding our breath waiting for a response from Orlando Bloom, but stranger things have happened. For now, we’ll just have to wait and see..
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