Rick’s Cabaret Girls Congratulate Miami Heat, Offer Consolation to the OKC Thunder

Dancers from the famous Rick’s Cabaret gentlemen’s club in midtown Manhattan formed their own basketball squad several months ago and the team watched last night’s NBA Miami Heat vs Oklahoma City Thunder contest with rapt attention.

The basketball game was shown on the club’s numerous TVs and screens, and there was a private VIP viewing party on the Rick’s Roof Deck Cigar Lounge which was attended by several top Wall Street bankers, celebrities, and other notables.

“I take my hat off to the Heat, they are the best,” said Rick’s Cabaret Girl Skyler who plays center on the Rick’s Cabaret basketball team.

“You mean you take your top off!” said Rick’s Cabaret Girl Olivia. “Miami is the best.”

Rick’s Cabaret Girls Alison, Brandi and Alex, who all play for the club’s basketball team agreed.

“Miami just had too many great players, and Lebron James is the best of them all right now,” explained Rick’s Cabaret Girl Monica. “There are NBA players at Rick’s Cabaret all the time, but nobody from the club ever reveals names. Everyone’s privacy is protected,” she said. “But I can tell you that I danced for some NBA guys during the season, and they told me that the Miami Heat were for real.”

Rick’s Cabaret Girl Gianna made an interesting offer to the Oklahoma City Thunder players. “I know they are feeling down, but if they come to New York to visit us girls, we know how to cheer them up,” she promised.

“They can even throw some hoops with us at our next team practice. It would be fun,” she said.