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She’ll Cum Over To The Dark Side With This Darth Vader Vibrator!

A graphic artist from a galaxy far, far away has reimagined some of LELO’s most popular toys as characters from Star Wars, and the results are pretty hilarious. The designs were created by Jedi master-level graphic artist Balasz Sarmai, who did the same thing awhile back with some Avenger-themed massagers.

With all of the buzz surrounding Star Wars right now, I think LELO should contact Disney and see if they can make these bad boys a reality. I’m pretty sure they’d be a big hit with the gamers and cosplay folks out there.

Check out his creations below, and may the force of pleasure be with you!

darth vader wand

The ultra-powerful Smart Wands seem to be a natural fit for the ultra-powerful Sith Lord Darth Vader, with Force-like SenseTouch powers that make relaxation much more than just a Jedi mind trick.

storm trooper couples

Always on the front lines of pleasure is LELO’s couples’ massager IDA, here imagined as a Storm Trooper. Currently, legions of IDAs are spreading across the galaxy, wreaking sensual satisfaction in their wake in the name of The Empire (of LELO).

c3p0 vibe

Servant to the whims of Princess Leias everywhere, GIGI 2 makes a great C3PO because they both just keep going and going without ever seeming to need recharging. Little known fact; like C3PO, GIGI 2 also speaks with a British accent – something we just realized is strange for a robot to do.

R2D2 Alia

Just like R2D2, personal massager ALIA is everyone’s favorite sidekick where pleasure is concerned, and just like its Star Wars counterpart, Alia is completely waterproof in case you’re wondering which LELO to bring with you on a trip to the swamp planet of Dagobah.

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