If you’re too selfish/lazy to go down on your girl, maybe you can make it up to her with Teddy Love, the bear that loves back. That’s right, there’s a vibrator sex toy built into the nose of this adorable teddy bear, and it’s supposed to give her endless pleasure thanks to his 10-speed vibrating nose and tongue.
Here’s the description of Teddy Love from their website:
He was born on a cold, snowy winter’s night in New England when his developer was lonely and wanted to cuddle…
A girl’s best friend is her Teddy Love, Teddy Bear. Teddy Love keeps you warm and satisfied on those long, lonely nights. Teddy Love is a unique, discreet, sexual toy that provides hours of pleasure through its dual, vibrating mechanisms. Teddy Love has soft fur, twinkly eyes and is ohhh…so cuddly. Its discreet vibrating device encourages orgasms.
Direct stimulation is achieved through the variable (10 speed device) discreetly located in Teddy Love’s vibrating nose and tongue.
Teddy Love is a great gift. Give someone a bachelorette, holiday, anniversary, birthday or Valentine gift that they will enjoy over and over. Teddy Love the gift that keeps on giving. It’s also a great partner to just cuddle and fall in love with. Why settle for expensive and noisy stimulators when you can experience the warmth and luxury of Teddy Love, the bear that loves back.
Teddy Love blends in with your home furnishings making it a discreet sexual toy that no-one can see.
Experience Teddy Love today and fall in love again.
Personally, I think the whole notion of a vibrator built into a teddy bear is disturbing as hell, but it’s clearly not being marketed to me. Porn star Britney Amber says she loves the teddy bear that gives head, but seeing as she’s the spokesperson for the furry fuck toy and getting paid to say that, that’s not really a fair endorsement.
If you’re thinking about buying a stuffed animal that will satisfy that special lady in your life, the Teddy Love is currently on sale for $74.95 (regularly $99.95). Click here to order your Teddy Love today.
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