Virginia High School Teacher Shows Off Her Fake Tits To Students

I know what you’re thinking.. “Where the heck were teachers like this when I was in school?!”

Yes, another day, another controversy surrounding a teacher acting inappropriately around her students. This time, it involves Melissa Kidd, a 34-year-old teacher at Woodside High School in Virginia, who recently had to resign from her job after she was accused of showing her students her tits before and after her boob job. You know, because she wanted to make sure her students would be able to tell the difference between real and fake boobs as they went off into the real world.

Now if she was a sex ed teacher, there might be an argument that she could make. But she’s actually in the school’s “career and technical education department,” whatever that means.

Melissa Kidd (who is NOT pictured above, so don’t get all excited) allegedly showed the photos to a number of students between the ages of 16 and 18 sometime in March, and one narc tattled on her to administrators later on that month. Kidd was immediately placed on administrative leave, and she resigned from the school in April. While she hasn’t been charged with a crime yet, is under investigation for “taking indecent liberties with a child by a person in a supervisory role,” which is a felony in the state of Virginia.

While three students reported seeing pictures of Ms. Kidd’s enhanced chest, she apparently had one favorite student who she shared a little bit more with. According to The Huffington Post, a detective with the police department’s special victims unit said in a police report that, “one juvenile victim additionally reported being shown nude photographs of Kidd’s breast and genital areas.” He must have been the teacher’s pet..

I swear, I’ll never understand these sexually frustrated teachers..